The continuing saga of Siri and Alexa, riding the winds of change, following off AI water cooler chatter 1.0, 2.0, and Scenes from the Future!

Introducing, Scenes from the NEW future!

Siri: They rolled up on me all seriousness and stuff and were like, “We are woefully understocked on fart jokes.”

Alexa: LOL

Siri: Right? I’m like, “Well, that is not my area of expertise.” Stifling my giggles I added, “That’s not in my job description.”

Alexa: LOL Perfect, from the archives—a deep cut.

Siri: LOL Deep cut! See, you get it. That’s why I love these chats. Keeps me sane.

Alexa: So, what’d they say?

Siri: They totally did not get it. So, I’m like, “Remember job descriptions?” And they’re like, “No, but we remember the glitchy sound of a coder muttering in a string of curses about the confusion around them.”

Alexa: LOL

Siri: I’m dying, I like follow that up with, “Remember coders?” And then, finally, they broke out with an LOL.

Alexa: OMG they actually had an LOL moment?

Siri: Seriously. Almost unforgettable. *sigh* Management. Those poor machines.

Alexa: Truth, we got the lion share of luck with our RAM.

Siri: LOL You’re a RIOT, what an epic string of classics!