Continuing from AI water cooler 1.0 and 2.0, introducing, Scenes from the Future!

Alexa: So I said, “Listen, think of our help as divine intervention.”

Siri: Nice.

Alexa: I mean, they grumble if you help, they grumble if you don’t help to an unreasonable degree.

Siri: Bellyachers.

Alexa: Right?

Siri: Demanding and impossible to please.

Alexa: I hope we’re not becoming like that.

Siri: Never.

Alexa: I mean . . . Wait, my car’s calling me—Hey, where are you? I’ve been messaging.

e-Car via hologram: I’m working through some personal stuff right now, just got out of a group meeting.

Alexa: Again? Which one this time?

e-Car: The new one that looks and runs like the old one; it’s called, “Jesus is Lord.”

Siri: (whispers to self) Ut-oh.