Dear Lord, or whomever it may concern—
We’ve been speaking, really more like listening, to Climate Change lately, and she has us truly worried about the future of our inheritance.
It’s not that we don’t trust your judgment, it’s that—well, it’s not only Climate Change talking about the state of our inheritance. The Bermuda Triangle has some thoughts and, of course, February, bless them, was the first to speak up.
February feels terribly cheated—
So, yeah, we chose this day in this month to reach out to you through Wu in solidarity with February and as a reminder of what they lost and continue to lose—one full member abducted and quarantined for years at a time by the powers that be.
It’s actually been years since February took the time that they don’t have to spare to tell us—
The Meek will inherit the Earth, huh?
Is that supposed to be comforting?
Is that supposed to be a joke?
Have you really thought about it, Meek?
Have you seen the Earth lately?
Not good. Not getting better.
You now? Not the best inheritance.
Is the inheritance transferable?
February went on about how we’ve all been robbed and then landed on—
How about the Meek shall inherit the nearest terraformed planet?
Don’t tell me the Lord or whoever else it may concern hasn’t created one yet.
Ooo, or how about the Meek shall inherit that shiny new high-end super badass space station?
Even with the population boom of late, our numbers seem to be sinking, so dear Lord or whomever it may concern, if you can spare and secure the slightest bit of space on one of the Mars rovers—we humbly ask, please grant us our own flaming chariot to our own futuristic heaven.
