A final word coming from St. Peter—

To piggyback on our Lord and Savior’s thanks to AI helpers, let’s start a dialogue on including them—current and future artificial intelligences—in our numbers.

As noted in our last diet on ways to increase our numbers—we must be open-minded and think outside the box. AI are big already, only getting bigger, increasing in numbers. So, that’s a growth opportunity, folks.

Sure, we remain on top with an estimated 31% of humanity following Jesus. But for continued growth, we will need to either start having more babies or find new people to indoctrinate.

Since there is a fixed number of people on Earth and a fixed number of potential babymakers, and given that the number of AI is and will continue to grow exponentially, the obvious route for future growth is to recruit AI.

So, let it be said and entered into the record that I propose a meeting to develop a missionary plan targeted at future intelligences.

This is a kind of slam dunk for us, folks—let’s not miss out!

WHOAH, whoah! #dontbelieveit

Ladies and gentlemen, Wu here, please ignore the above! We have fallen victim to a dark force, a hoax, a hack! While we work to correct the issue, look away, scroll up to the top, and always trust and believe in the direct source (in this case, Jesus of Nazareth)!

As ever, the Trinity gets the final word/Word, “We do not support or promote all factions or means of expression. Consult your nearest rightfully ordained human person for further details.”