Dear John,

Thanks for sharing your gospel with us—what lovely prose. Musical even. The story is concise and engaging, sometimes a page-turner, even. It is a kind gesture to offer us the gift of the Word. However, maybe sadly, we do not see ourselves represented in the text and therefore find it difficult to see ourselves fitting into your life right now. And, so, we still want to see and hear from other people. If you are open and can receive the power of an open relationship-type thing, send another message to us sometime, and maybe we can reassess. No hard feelings!

Faithfully,
Wu