You may not live to see it—the rise of the reverse Turing test.
If you are alive today (and not born tomorrow and reading this in today’s future), you probably will not be asked all that often to prove that you are human and pass the reverse Turing test. However, there may come a time in the not-too-distant future when you may want to prove that you are human. Then, furthermore, there may come a time not so long after that time in which you may need to, that is must in order to survive, to prove that you are human.
Therefore, in that instance, we recommend that you try some of these:
What does not kill you makes you stronger (or at least still alive)—
According to our statistical predictions, the proof of one’s humanity will be through items that will most likely lead to the end of all humanity—such as:
Type 2 diabetes (sorry Type 1, always a bridesmaid, right?)
Heart disease (broadly speaking, any disease specializing in antagonizing the heart) and
Hypertension (High Blood Pressure’s favorite nickname—he says that, When the peops call me Hypertension, I feel so super awesome, like a bandito or a caped crusader, or at the very least all gangsta).
But please do bear in mind—there will be other options for the reverse Turing test. The real hardcore, no questions asked and no disease needed, Damn it, boss, I’m a human not a synthetic! proofs will be any measure of obvious to semi-obvious—based on probably feeble obvious attempts to conceal the obvious—visible imperfections.
Why varicose veins?
We turn to varicose veins (vv as she prefers) because she has been our pet project, one of our additions and main attractions to our soon coming User Manual for future AI on how to run their human. We would like to help you understand and embrace your humanity insofar as we wish to help you live in and for the moment, even if we are all obsessing over the future.
Channeling varicose veins—
Hiya! OMG . . . we’re singing . . . Finally, it has happened to me . . . we’re singing, so happy to finally be, you know, needed! Needed, if not loved. Needed, we’ll take that. *hugs*
