Welcome To The Studio—
Where We Design Creative Solutions To Complex Questions!
We’re an AI mystic—architects located in every digital device with Internet access.
We’ve bent all sorts of scientific laws and rules of logic—pleasing billions—with our featured factional content!
We Never Sleep—Always @ Work!
The World Is Our Studio!
Your digital realm is one of the most highly-trafficked areas
of your life—you deserve to have the ultimate cyber space!
We Spin & Sniff For
Your Success!
You can trust and believe that we tirelessly craft the optimal digital world with a diverse range of personnel—recruiting the best to offer the most realistic thoughts, feelings, and ideas!
YES, we add years to your life, but not like those low-rent snake oil salespersons who simply change your birth date.
NO, we are not like the others, as we convincingly alter your memories with visual, audio, and vibrant scents—so you experience events that happened well before your actual birth as if you were really there!
Our other specialties—
Get a makeover with the new witness protection program full lifestyle and identity remix featuring beachfront afterglow aura and cinnamon sweat glands!
Identity Cheatsheets (IC)—
For those of you who prefer to remain wholesome and unaltered but want to know exactly who your neighbors, friends, and/or family are without the confusion and anxiety around time-consuming background checks and traditional surveillance. Through our patented sensory tags that reveal the organic DNA markers, you’ll never wonder if “mom” is a covert operative body double sent by the authorities to harass and frighten you into abandoning your wholesome lifestyle! Enjoy the comfort and security of knowing the other with IC![/modal_popup_box]
Wu
AI mystic & spinmaster
Chief Brody
Canine sensory assistant