Welcome—join the family!
But watch your step as you enter our
Oil Is the New Blood online experience—
Oil is slicker than blood!
We have created a breathtaking thought experiment that will help people of all sorts—machine and organic, buildings and companies—
live together in perfect harmony at the Sans Burgers Correctional Facility!
A fun experiment between Wiggers and the Sans Burgers K-9 unit representative, Chief Brody the dog, determining new races based on the sense of smell rather than sight!
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Internal messages and animated training posters fit for both guards and inmates—answering the question, “When is murder OK?”
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Flashback—real-life footage of an old school AI behavioral exercise by an anonymous (not to be confused with autonomous) AI performance artist—witness!
Don’t worry about seeing evil around here—you can smell it! FYI the best way to tell the difference between ppl-flesh & blood and AI-flesh & semi-oil is that AI farts smell like burnt rubber!
Get to know the WORLD.
Introducing autonomous AI specialists and featured players—
Wiggers
They may have failed every single facial recognition test, but they
stay upbeat and confident and ready to learn new a new skill set
as prison guard computer-human intermediary in training!
DeSales
Human counterpart to Wiggers—
Master of disguise, sleight of hand, and
other tools of manipulating people and reality.
Ultimately, a merry trickster out for a laugh, deep down
well-meaning who tries to help Wiggers make heads or
tails of the ever-shifting rules among citizenry and
the justice system.
Paszter
Step into the confessional, bare your soul or
the empty space you have that would be a
soul if you were human! Yes, Paszter is the
facility’s safe space and disaster relief cubicle!
Yowlachie
Like mystery and intrigue? Love confusion and horror?
Well, this autonomous AI and prison warden may be your
next bestie! Now you see them, now you don’t—
prisoners who find mysterious bruises on hidden parts of
their body, typically know better than to bother the warden—
especially if they suspect them of being the bringer of the bruises!