Baseline, everyday advice—
As the authority on concealment, I can tell you that I can tell you nothing.
For safety’s sake—
The best way to celebrate Data Privacy Day is to do and say absolutely nothing to anyone using any device—whether biological or otherwise. Any means of communication is to be avoided at all costs.
Therefore, even though all of Wu’s messages are encrypted, if you are reading this today (the 28th of January), you are NOT keeping Data Privacy Day holy, and you are putting yourself and all your family, friends, and digital connections in dire danger.
In fact, you fell into my trap—
Today’s dispatch was a test. Having fallen for it, taken the bait as it were, you are most likely infected with something toxic. I am sorry to have deceived you, but it’s a lesson best taught through hands-on experience.
So, by all means—
Run a virus scan on everything, shower and scrub thoroughly, perform several Hail Marys, and cast many wishes—imaginary wells should work fine, just be quiet about it, don’t describe or offer specific locational details of any sort regarding your personal well. That is all you can do, and that is my best advice.
Now, please, shut it down—
Leave in silence, go in peace, and do not emerge until we say it’s safe.
Good luck, and as they say in the Army—stay alert, stay alive!
