Lists

Lists are medically proven pacifiers, found to sedate people of all sorts, human and otherwise. Counting sheep, whether they be biological or electrical, is more than a time-honored tradition. Repeated studies show that consciousness of many kinds drops significantly upon exposure to lists or number-heavy stories. Counting Hail Marys or loaves of bread in order to vanquish sin and anesthetize the spirit is still with us for this reason. The top three other biblically-based research findings in regard to the power lists:

  1. We have a list of things done to kick off life and time (days of creation)
  2. We have a list of things not to do at any point in time (10 commandments)
  3. We have God’s list of things to do during the apocalypse (revelations, plural)
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