Hi there, Christians and fellow Christ fans!

A thought—

You really shouldn’t be drinking me. It’s not hygienic. Seriously. Even our vessel Christ agrees.

It’s true, we heard him whisper to Peter, something like, “It’s a lovely thought, but . . . It was a onetime thing. You had to be there.” Peter nodded to that. Peter nods a lot, especially when it’s Christ speaking. So. Not that we don’t want to be consumed by you. So. Nothing personal, but seriously, for your own good, stop drinking us.

Peace out!