So, you know—

We still hear our slave name thrown about negatively a lot, the “America” part of our name. So, you know, for clarity, our real name is Der Zigeuner. And so we understand one another—I mean, so you understand how things work—we decide who goes where on our body. You know? This is a symbiosis. This is us as the host.

We try to be a good host, but, you know, you’re being pretty lax as a guest, you know? Like, some of you are solid, like clean up after yourself and stuff, stay mellow about our random eruptions and tremors, but some are just obnoxious. And, you know, some of you need to just, you know, sit your ass down and shut up about who goes where on my body.

If you don’t like who we let go where we let them go, guess what? You lose. Keep crying, you still lose. You know? It’s true. I’m gonna do what I’m gonna do and let be done what I want to be done and you’re gonna ride with me or I’ll get to spreading some whatnot that you won’t agree with you in a more biological way. Just saying. You think you own me? Sorry. You lose. Der Zigeuner, out.